Albert Jacher
(sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby)


Ah, look at all the empty newsgroups!
Ah, look at all the empty newsgroups!

Albert Jacher picks up advice from trolls in
alt.config
Where a proposal has been,
Lives in a dream,
Waits at the Windows, sending a control
That he keeps in a jar by the door,
Who is it for?

All the bad proponents, where do they all come from?
All the bad proposals, where DO they all belong?

alt configgers, writing the words of a sermon
That no one will hear.
No one comes near.
Look at them working, sending their posts into the night
When there's nobody listening, why do they care?

All the bad proponents, where do they all come from?
All the bad proposals, where DO they all belong?
Ah, look at all the empty newsgroups!
Ah, look at all the empty newsgroups!

Albert Jacher's vanity group died on usenet and was
buried
Along with his name.
Nobody came.
alt configgers wiping the dirt from their hands
As they walk from the grave
No proponent was saved.

All the bad proponents, where do they all come from?
All the bad proposals, where DO they all belong?

Melody Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles
Text: Adam H. Kerman and Mongrel Mind